look at the way the man’s expression, in the background, softens when they kiss
there’s too much cute in this one gif
awhh now beat eachother senseless.
thinking of deactivating this account in favor of my other.
if you can find me, you can follow me.
i loathe my upstairs neighbor….
dickhead thinks they’re a professional tap dancer.
practices only during the hours I’m:
- trying to sleep
- trying to study
- focused really intently on something and then…..
TAPATAPATAPATAPA TICK TAP TAP BOOM!
i loathe my upstairs neighbor…
Ugh I’m having a “curl up in bed and watch Will & Grace” kind of day. I miss this show!!!!!
vou regresar o meu porto…te vou ver outra vez. esperame.
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
That moment when this well could have been a friend of yours… that is 300% a european passport… and i 300% have friends at beyonce…..
Kay…I’m totally playing this.
I didn’t know I wanted this until now.
clothes are optional.
So down for this.
how cute would this be to do with your crush or some shit
just be like oops i fell on you with my half naked body covered in paint
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLANT
anyone want to play with me? ;)
I totally would. My bucket list as well.
no, instead have them all different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color. play this with your friends, then after your done, don’t wash it off. just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies.
For an added touch, put on a band aid and say “opps, missed one.” and walk away
why not just use fake blood
Or real blood
well it started out as a cute idea…
If my club had gay avenger, I would go far more often….
Last time I went out some asshole just….well let’s just say he took it way too far in ignoring my, and my partner’s, fuck-off-itude.
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
……….it’s not annoying…it’s…informative…. amirite? :p